This comes a bit late in lieu of my recent travels, but all summer I've looked forward to dedicating a post to my cousin, Maggie, who married Chris Bradford in June in Atlanta.
The wedding called for a quick but wonderful visit. Alley (my bestest cousin and friend) and I drank wine and reminisced about how, ever since she exited the womb and entered our lives, we've thought Maggie was the coolest of the cool: she is someone whose affection has always been sought after. And so we wrote this ode to the one, and only, Margie:
Ode to Maggie the Bride,
by The Cousin Clan
Today we rehearsed the wedding of Maggie and Chris,
But little do you know, we’re all quite ready for this.
With binky for a veil and Grayton beach as an aisle,
We’ve practiced cousin weddings for quite a while.
“Which cousin will be first?” we wondered all our life,
But Grandma Betty always knew Maggie’d be the first to be a wife.
Maggie, Mags, Margie, and Twin Toes,
Us cousins have always followed her wherever she goes.
She always found the most Easter eggs and was Susan’s art camp protégé,
She’s really good at everything, despite her middle name: Fayhey.
We envied her newt-finding skills and her extra large Seaside shirts,
As well as her quiet charisma and the way her dad called her Squirt.
From wearing silly hats to waitressing in the Lanning House pub
To building forts for the mysterious CAJAM River Club,
Margie always concocted surprising plans of her own,
Not unlike flushing Stephen’s head in the commode.
Beach plays were the best, from Phantom of the Opera to The Lion King,
We even did musicals, made up dances...and tried to sing.
Us cousins had a blast and charged a mandatory fee,
Our parents complied and watched, but knew that actors we would never be.
Once we outgrew our theatrical acting days,
One by one we each moved onto another phase.
So off to Athens Maggie went, where we snagged her for Phi Mu,
And in no time at all, Chris had started to pursue.
Through date nights and tailgates, Maggie played it cool,
But Chris never gave up: he’s nobody’s fool.
Once they both moved to Atlanta, Maggie realized Chris was a keeper,
And over the last few years, we’ve watched their love & devotion grow deeper.
So Chris, we know first hand that Maggie is quite the catch,
But once you entered the picture, we knew she’d met her match.
Maggie, calling you cousin has always filled us with pride,
And tomorrow will be no different, with you as the beautiful bride.
Now, Chris, on behalf of the entire cousin clan,
We couldn’t wait to tell you: welcome to the fam.
I assisted my friend
Abby Bullock Smith in photographing the wedding: click the images for a larger view.